Ralph's Words of Wisdom
This is Ralph a 30lb. 4 legged! , fur covered! , Flop
eared!, Beagle / Terrier / terrorist trapped in
DOG'S BODY!!!!
Ralph's real name is "Ralph MoMar Quidphi"
The class is about to start so sit your dog down with the rest
of Ralph's
students and let the class begin!!!!
Click on the #s for the whole story:
#1
.How to sucker your neighbor in to pet you , so you can bite him.....................Pattented
#2
.The proper way to bite the Fed-X delivery man......................................Patten
Pending
#3
.How to dig a hole in the dinning room floor and find the cellar!!!..................Yes
He Did
#4
.How to eat the rungs off the chairs on the dinning room set....( and live
to talk about it)...
#5
.The proper etiquette when biting your owners son....................................Public
Domain
#6
.The proper etiquette when biting your owners nephew...................Again
Public Domain
#7
.The proper way to try and bite your owners brotherin-law...............................Pattened
#8
.How to devour your dog house....................YES HE DID!!!!.........................Pattened
#9
.How to destroy a 30ft. stone wall........................and some of the
boulders are "missing"
#10
.How to innocent when the dog officer comes to call........................................Pattened
Thank you for taking Ralph's seminar
Next Lecture Ralph will discuss "Urban Guerrilla Warfare"
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All the story have just read are true only the names have been
changed to protect the innocent .....
ME!