#1 How to sucker your neighbor in to bite him:

 This is a classic ploy,.
      First whimpering works best : Go to the end of your chain and stand on your hind legs , wag your tail and whimper like you are an abandoned puppy and don't have a friend in the world, your owner neglects you and your just looking for some human bonding and love :-)   Ok when the ( fool ) OOps! Person  comes over to give you some sympathy and love    WAIT!!!     Not yet!!!   Let him pet and scratch you till you've had your fill THAN make your move!!! I personally prefer the bite to the hand   WORD OF CAUTION!!! Always wait till your prey is in the kneeling position he's less able to run