#1 How to sucker your neighbor in to bite him:
This is a classic ploy,.
First whimpering works best : Go to
the end of your chain and stand on your hind legs , wag your tail and whimper
like you are an abandoned puppy and don't have a friend in the world, your
owner neglects you and your just looking for some human bonding and love
:-) Ok when the ( fool ) OOps! Person comes
over to give you some sympathy and love WAIT!!!
Not yet!!! Let him pet and scratch you till you've had your
fill THAN make your move!!! I personally prefer the bite to the hand
WORD OF CAUTION!!! Always wait till your prey is in the kneeling position
he's less able to run