#2 Arrr my personal favorite

Arr yes the Fedx delivery man :-)
   Listen up on this one, this ones good .  He's an easy mark!! Wait for a nice hot summer day  when the delivery man is hot , tired and goes to your owners door and  nobody is home he'll probly come around to the back of the house to leave the package so it won't be seen by people on the street NOW!! Start the wimpering rutine stand on your hind legs at the end of your chain and wag your tail ( humans are suckers for this ) after he make the delivery he can be lured in for the  KILL!!
  Good luck and pratice the wimpering rutine!!!