#3 How to dig a hole in the dinning room floor
PUPPIES don't try this at home!!!
Well wait for the right time like when your owner goes
to work . In my case I was lucky things went my way on this one . It seemed
it rained for 4 days and the wind blew the water under the door threshold
and into the sub flooring causing it to soften up quite nicely. As
the days went on I began to notice the floor starting to swell from the
water So when he went to work i figured I would go exploring!! First I
started at the wall and ripped back the floor covering back than found
the softest place on the floor and started to dig.
It seemed like I dug for days but iI finally made it
there was a black hole of emptiness under the floor and I had to figure
this out what was in the emptiness there may be something my owner came
use so I jumped in and landed on what seemed to be the ground .
It was a strange place dark and damp but I knew my owner would be
proud of me because i found this new place under our feet....Strange this
large bag smells like my favorite dog food ??????ARRR so this is where
dog food come from!!
Well my owner came home and was looking for me and was so happy
to see me lookimg up at him and my discovery but im still trying to figure
out what YOU $$#$%$#%$ DOG .... YOU SON OF A %^$%#$$#%%$# DOG....
RALPH YOU STUPIED%%$@$%#$%$%$$%#$%$#$%$%$#$$$$#$$$#$$#EN MORON OF ^%%#$@@$DOG
MEANS
O WELL NO MATTER .. My owner has this beautiful plywood patch
in the dining floor and any way I found the place where dog food
come from so it was a worth while adventure!!!