Do the sins of others offend you?
Are you without sin yourself?
Have you often said to yourself:
"stand aside, I am without sin,
let me cast the first stone!"
We at the First Stone Society understand.
The First Stone Society is a support group for people like you,
who wish to discuss the sins and failings of others.
We meet every first Tuesday in the basement of the
Church of the Truly Self-righteous.
Every meeting concludes with pot-luck supper,
"Las Vegas" style casino gambling,
and meat market.
See you there!