- Use a tuner [if you think you don't need a tuner -- USE A TUNER].
- No posing [if you're not sure what posing is, see the the 'Encore' section of Guitar for the Practicing Musician, August, 1996 issue].
- Sing into the mic -- not below it, not 2 feet away from it, not on its side -- SING DIRECTLY INTO THE MIC.
- If the house soundman says: you're too fucking loud -- TURN DOWN.
- If you give the house soundman any snotty attitude from the stage:
HE WILL TURN OFF BOTH THE MAINS & THE MONITORS AND INVITE YOU TO DO-IT-YOURSELF.
- If you think these rules are unreasonable: play somewhere else.
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