We at Why Buy the Cow? understand that you are in business for only two reasons:
Why Buy the Cow? can help you in all your temporary staffing needs. We have been supplying temporary help to major corporations since 1981. We can assist you in your search for trained, whipped and submissive help, that don't cost you much to exploit (absolutely no benefits, of course). Like Pontius Pilate, you too can wash your hands of any further responsibility towards your hired help.
We at Why Buy the Cow? understand that you are in business for only two reasons:
We have fully trained, whipped, wage-slaves, that you can treat any way you want. We guarantee that all of our contract labor have absolutely no hope of ever receiving any sort of compensation beyond an hourly wage and a weekly paycheck.
Just call us at (555) 123-4567 to consult with us regarding your temporary help needs.
If you've been laid-off, down-sized, "right-sized" or "happy-sized," call Why Buy the Cow? at (555) 123-4567. We'll be happy to place you as a temp with your old employer.
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